So if in common parlance first base is making out/chest grope, second base is a handjob, third is sucking, and a home run is fucking, what's this activity called? I asked both jocks in this illustration and here's what each had to say. Yes, porn talks to me sometimes. And!?!?!?

Jock 1: "As shortstop on a baseball team without a name, as shown by my logo-free cap, I think what I'm about to do should be called a grand slam, especially because I plan to walk this dude around the bases with my bat deep up his hole while a crowd of horny guys cheer. By the way, the Crisco makes it all possible plus conditions my bat like coach taught me is important."

Jock 2: "Stick it in me."

Go team!

Locker room baseball bat fuck

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