Here's a ridiculously horrifying picture followed by a palette cleanser which literally contains water. Cherish that confusing moment where your attraction to big dicks and balls (and rather nicely muscular thighs) collides with your natural aversion to clowns. Then wash it all away in a twink waterfall. Thus I present each picture separately.
Remember May is National Masturbation Month. So go with what works.
P.S. If you happen to have a clown fetish, you win! Or maybe this is you.