Cam Bois: Laying Back and Stroking

If you're going to show off for the jerking masses, a guy may as well be comfortable. Ergonomics are very important when a guy strokes for long periods of time.

Especially since workman's comp claims are likely not allowed for masturbation-related injuries. Though potentially it is a factor in many a carpal tunnel case. I say this not as a medical doctor, but as a masturbation doctor. Ironically, both degrees are available at Harvard.

Dino Robbins is the blondie making the most of his textbook body. I think he appears under "jacking jock" in the dictionary. Okay, not the dictionary. Rather a dictionary that doesn't, but should, exist. Because we all need a shared sex vocabulary so we can get our needs met, right?

Floyd C. is keeping his briefs on this time. Now why do some people have a problem with flag burning, but are okay with flag underwear? Or at least partial flag underwear in this case. It's all freedom of expression. And freedom of bulge.

Vasco Miner is busy twinkifying the situation. Add that to the dictionary. It means to make others feel older and wider, while pulling off a look of desperately confident innocence. Plus to jack off naked without eating much throughout.

Teo West should have his ergonomics reassessed. He needs some more support in the neck area. And a dick up his ass. And in his mouth. And cum on his face. Those last recommendations are so much about ergonomics as fuckonomics. Which I swear is a word. Totally. Well if not a word, then it's for sure a thing for horny cam bois who want you to watch.

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