Let me tell you a tale of a brave photo snapper, perhaps the bravest. He (you just know he's a he) positions himself across from two tired travelers and takes their picture. They know he's taking their picture. They know and they are trying to decide if they can beat him up in an airport. But luckily for the photo snapper, these young whippersnapper homophobes (you just know they are) are too zonked out from the Cinnabons they scarfed down a few minutes earlier.
Thank you Cinnabon, for saving yet another gay ass from a beat down!
Now why am I thinking about double penetration right now? And cinnamon? And calves? And, oh yeah, now I remember.