I'm slightly confused as to why some military guys feel supreme confidence in the lack of risk associated with nude selfies. Perhaps it comes down to breakups with overseas sex partners and what were meant to be private photos then launched onto the internet by a vindinctive ex-special someone back home like some giant cock missile.
Alternately, this man's superior officers are jacking (or jilling) off to his prominent head and smooth sack.
Or double alternately, he's not genuine military and it's all playacting. Though the puffy eyes showing sleep deprivation would indicate otherwise.
Is your dick standing at attention now?