Noah writes gay porn site reviews for GayDemon, with the goal of being the Pauline Kael of porn (except for the part where she's dead). He got his start writing dirty stories for classic print mags in the '90s. He also wrote a modestly popular solo blog for five years, zines, and a column in an alt-weekly. He calls Seattle home and plans to be a holographic interstellar porn model in 2039.

  • Cam Bois: Straight to the Heart

    Cam Bois: Straight to the Heart

    Flirting is fun and is as real as you make it. If it's fun, it's real. If it turns you on, it's real. And if a cam boi knows the way to your sex heart, then he's worth flirting with.

    These guys have names but all I care about at the moment is that they have devious little sex brains that are totally in charge. Normally a guy who's in charge has some sort of uniform. These guys do too.

    It's called nudity.

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  • Ask GayDemon: An Immodest Proposal

    Ask GayDemon: An Immodest Proposal

    I want to propose to my boyfriend but I'm not sure how to pop the question in an exciting way. Radical ideas very welcome!
    -Ready to Pop

    You could make a giant production number and record it for YouTube viral posterity. Like a musical number starring family and friends, culminating in a grand proposal atop a grand piano on the Grand Concourse of Grand Central Station while a grandma fucks herself with a gravy-lubed dildo while grinning.

    But YouTube would ban the video and you'd never get on Ellen to win a free vacation to Hawaii. 

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  • Flashback: Open Wide

    Flashback: Open Wide

    Whether opening mouths wide for a kiss or spreading their legs every which way, these guys know the way to my heart. Or my penis brain. Which is probably not the same thing as my heart, but whatever.

    The photographers were busy pulling invisible strings, directing the guys to move this way and that, look this way and that, erect this way and that. My detailed records show that there was an A List Hollywood actor at the time who moonlit as a smut photog. Who?

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  • Public Exposure: Naughty

    Public Exposure: Naughty

    Whip it out! It's a lifestyle and an opening line. Good or bad for each? You decide.

    Though I have a major puzzle for you. Can someone who is completely naked whip it out? In fact, is it simply already out because there's no in?

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  • Cam Bois: Muscle, Ass and Balls

    Cam Bois: Muscle, Ass and Balls

    I'm opening a new restaurant called Eats. Because I"m in a literal mood. So I'm calling this Muscle, Ass and Balls because these guys are the proud owners of all those things. And I'm a proud watcher.

    That's Chris Aron doing the bicep pose. And if I could I'd do the bicep squeeze and lick. Because it just seems like the right thing to do.

    Ryan Reigns is the smiley guy in the white t-shirt. Movie star looks, though he seems to have come up empty at the Golden Globes. So did Ryan Reynods, so whatever.

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  • Ask GayDemon: WTF Is A Cuckold?

    Ask GayDemon: WTF Is A Cuckold?

    What is cuckold? I've been seeing a lot of this porn around and I can't understand what it actually is. Each movie seems quite different.
    -What the Cuck

    It's this thing where a guy does this thing and there's this woman and there's a wife thing and a husband thing and a non-husband thing and a fucking thing and then usually some pancakes. But never waffles. Never waffles. Except in the Southern Hemisphere where it's all in reverse.

    Does that clear it up?

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  • Flashback: Big Balls Miracle

    Flashback: Big Balls Miracle

    So there are definitely some other hot guys here, but I'm pretty much drawn to Mr. Big Balls at the top left. His middle name is Splat.

    As in the sound his load makes on your face (or wherever he puts it). Spluh. At. Followed by another Spluh. At. What a guy.

    I kind of dig the impunity many of these vintage fellas must have felt, not knowing about the future internet. Though the true exhibitionists among them who are still around must be happy knowing their pics are out there circulating. Glad to be a help with that.

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  • Public Exposure: Right Place at the Right Time

    Public Exposure: Right Place at the Right Time

    Can someone invite me to the next obscene public or semi-public display of male flesh? Or major bulge? Shock worthy bulge. 

    Flopping, happy, bouncing, highly detailed bulge. Of which I wholeheartedly approve.

    Feel free to post some sort of schedule so I can know where to be when. As gayborhoods aren't so much a thing anymore and even if they were half the gayborhood is married and doesn't do such things, at least as much as they used to.

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  • Cam Boi: Rafaelo Steel at Flirt4Free

    Cam Boi: Rafaelo Steel at Flirt4Free

    Rafaelo Steel likes to spend a lot of time with his dick and ass. Quality time. Punctuated by the vibrations of one of those tip-triggered vibrating butt plugs. Technology!

    Have you been to the Smithsonian? Super fancy pants group of museums. I will expect the internet exhibit 50 years from now will include a no pants section.

    Rafaelo can be guest of honor.

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  • Ask GayDemon: Wide Open

    Ask GayDemon: Wide Open

    My boyfriend has asked for an open relationship so that he can sleep with others to get his fix of fetishes we don't share. How can I deal with the jealousy?
    -Green with Penis Envy

    What are you jealous of exactly? Because it can't possibly be of experiencing fetishes you're not actually into. Oh darn, how you wish you could get tickled by a badminton racket. Alas, that will have to be just between him and his badminton sluts.

    So it must be of the intimacy he's sharing with others in general. Or that you don't have fetishes of your own that he's not into. 

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